looking for fellow debbie downers

when lyra isn't serving caffeinated beverages with overcomplicated names, she's dishing out some Justice™!!!!!! SO BASICALLY IM LOOKING FOR A PARTNER IN NON-CRIME LAUGHS or partners even

but she isn't the most trusting gal around these parts??? partially bc her last partner stabbed her in the back, partially bc she's always relied on herself!! BUT SHE'S NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT SHE CAN KEEP THE PEACE ALONE, HENCE THE NEED FOR A #SQUAD OF GOODY TWO SHOES OR AT LEAST SOMEWHAT LIKE-MINDED INDIVIDUALS?? like just a couple of people she can hit and be like "yo i heard a westie beat da shit outta 'n eastie let's [punish/publicly humiliate/im not even sure] them"

THE INTERACTIONS WILL PROBS VARY? LYRA ISN'T THE EASIEST PERSON TO INTERACT W BC SHE'S REALLY DOMINEERING AND ONLY EVER ANSWERS KNOCK KNOCK JOKES W A DEAD STARE RATHER THAN A "WHO'S THERE?" so she might clash w people even if they share the same values laughs OR IDK IT COULD GO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY??? like idk maybe someone who committed a rly dastardly crime seeks some sort of redemption through helping w her patrols?

i?? d?? k?? BUT YEAH WOULD LOVE ANYONE WILLING TO VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE FOR THIS PLOT wobbles away