Post by DEXTER RAB on Jan 23, 2016 18:14:30 GMT -5
#SINNING | DEXTER x HOT ROBOT |
Hopefully this is my last want ad lmao. Ok so basically I have this loser named Dexter who pretty much thinks robots are way cooler than people. He fucking majored in robotic engineering and ended up in prison. He's sexually attracted to robots and wants to bang one ok. That's it. That's the background.
Someone make a super cool robot and step on Dexter's face please. Just let him be your loving, doting servant that constantly wants to try to tap dat metal ass. Taking the ad doesn't mean you have to let Dexter get freaky with your robot. I just really want a robot that takes advantage of how thirsty for motor oil Dexter is frfr. As long as it's more bot than human Dexter is probably into it weeps. What a shitty mechanic look at this dumbass kid trynna feel up robots while he does maintenance wow. Anyway lemme know if you want the ad by pm or posting here lmao.
P.S. I'd love it if the face were Mettaton from Undertale ty ty.
Someone make a super cool robot and step on Dexter's face please. Just let him be your loving, doting servant that constantly wants to try to tap dat metal ass. Taking the ad doesn't mean you have to let Dexter get freaky with your robot. I just really want a robot that takes advantage of how thirsty for motor oil Dexter is frfr. As long as it's more bot than human Dexter is probably into it weeps. What a shitty mechanic look at this dumbass kid trynna feel up robots while he does maintenance wow. Anyway lemme know if you want the ad by pm or posting here lmao.
P.S. I'd love it if the face were Mettaton from Undertale ty ty.
PHARAOH LEAP.